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$700-to-$950 - RESPONSIBLE ANNOUNCER LOOKING FOR A ROOM (KAPAHULU to McCULLY)

THURSDAY - AUGUST 22nd - 2019

HOWZIT!

Thanks for checking out my private room wanted ad.

I'm a friendly and dependable 60-year old professional public address announcer seeking a studio or room (if possible, with a private bathroom) in the East Honolulu / East O'ahu area, since I don't drive (too expensive in this economy) - for a long term month-to-month rental situation.

I'm a "straight solo" - with: no children - no pets - no drama (a classic "he's so straight - he creeks when he walks" and "is so dull - that watching paint dry would be more interesting, if not more exciting") - ALSO - I don't do drugs (not even the so-called "4-20" stuff) - nor drink alcohol, and I don't smoke.

I'm all about work - and respect the "house rules" at all times.

I'm a good amateur cook (courtesy of The Food Network) - and am looking to spend between $700-to-$950 / utilities included.

PLEASE, serious offers via e-mail, ONLY - also - I'd like to arrange an appointment to view the room before renting.

ALSO - due to my pre-existing type-2 Diabetes medical condition - I have to use some form of insecticide to keep ants and roaches away from the living and kitchen space, so those of you with pets of any kind - MAY want to pass up my advertisement.

MAHALO!
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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