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Bow hunter(s) wanted (Pacific Heights)

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Pacific Heights Road near Pacific Heights Road

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It's mango season, and, despite new construction that led to their absence for at least four years, the pigs are ba-a-a-ck! Thankfully the trio has established a set routine - time (+/- 8:30p) and place (our Pacific Heights backyard). These pigs are gorgeous--sleek, healthy black coats, and enjoy leisurely dining. Given their diet of mango, avocado and Mac nuts, their meat is undoubtedly delicious.

We're looking for expert bow(wo)men who can--in very close (20-30') proximity--shoot to kill. No suffering, or yahoos, please. Ideally three disciplined bow people--one per pig--would take out the three simultaneously.

Kindly respond ASAP. Once the pigs have been harvested, this post will be removed.

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