Is anyone missing a cat named Django? (the D is silent) I stole him last night,not on purpose. I was extremely intoxicated and thought he was just some random stray I was rescuing. It was not till this morning when I was haphazardly going for a glass of water that I remembered that I had taken the cat and noticed he has a collar.
Django is a very frisky black cat. He also has very sleepy looking eyes and appears to be stoned although I don't think he is.
If Django belongs to you I would love to give him back. I have been feeding him cheese all morning and really don't want him to shit all over my apartment. So if he belongs to you please contact me and get your cat back. Thanks! and sorry for stealing him accidently (on purpose)
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