Because you absolutely stink at stealth. Your CL email is marked "Bernie Taupin" after Elton John's lyricist. You use the same verbiage and syntax as all your past emails, full of violent threats and silly dated rhetoric. You fancy yourself the next Elton John which is pretty hilarious in and of itself (I've heard you play, lol)
Some advice for you, kiddo. No one cares about your mythical "money and dogs". You're just another failed musician in Hawaii, probably living off of your (ex?) wife's income from UH. Just fade into infamy, and enjoy your pretend fame already.