One tom and one hen. They are an older couple, came to us about five or six years ago, it's time for them to find new digs. They look rough because they are too stubborn to get out of the rain, but they are due for a molt so they'll be dapper in a while.
She'll sit broody but she'll also hide her nest from you. The the mongoose finds it.
He's only got one eye; his previous owner had him and a particularly nasty rooster together. The vet saved the turkey's life, but now he's a pirate turkey.
Even with one-eyed he likes eating my pepper plants. That's why he's outta here. Just so you know.
Fred and Wilma are probably 10 years old.
The $50 rehoming fee is only to make me feel like you might not eat them. If you could incubator an egg, you could get your investment back immediately.
But screw him, really, he's cost me $50 in plant starts, and an entire growing season in harvest. I'd braise him, long time low heat, or a smoker might work too.