I don't think I've ever seen the differences explained any better....
Conservatives need guns to hide their fears and insecurities. Liberals don't need guns.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, they aren't a conservative.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to
defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to clean up the mess made by the conservatives that robbed that foreign country of their land and resources, causing the threat.
If a conservative is homosexual, they live in shame and end up being heads of religious organizations and Senators, who then denounce all other gays in order to keep their lie a secret. If a
liberal is homosexual, they wonder why their conservative lover wont come out of the closet.
If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see
themselves as weak minded fools who worship money and will step on anyone to get themselves ahead in life.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders why the greedy conservatives who ruined our economy aren't in jail yet.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
channels, organizes boycotts, goes on endless and fact free smear campaigns, makes up ratings to bolster their ego, and cries like there is no tomorrow.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he gets shunned by the rest of his brainwashed companions for not believing. Liberals don't need religion.
If a conservative IS a believer, he then goes about forcing his religion on his neighbors, countrymen, and anyone else who hasn't been "saved", whether they want it or not.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it, or enjoys his already free and lifetime government supplied healthcare program. He then goes out of his way to make sure noone else can have it.
Just thought I'd shed a little reality on your obviously Fox News inspired delusional rant. It's funny how you think those talking heads actually care about you. They are all multi-millionaires who peddle lies, fear, and division at YOUR expense, yet you are too fucking stupid to even see it. So instead you hate on your own neighbors.
Jackasses.
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