Dude...This song sounds like a hit! actually pretty damn catchy...I think im gonna rip it off CL and make an original PR song out of it! hahah
! And By the way Phoenix Rose, for the record, You guys are nothing but a bunch of bullies and thugs and hooligans who only look out for yourselves! why do you only look out for yourselves all time time? huh? I mean us little dogs cant shine until you're out of the light that shades us all the time! Damn...Damn you for being so Ecliptic! Oh you planet mars that hideth our vitamin D deprived roots from ever tasting the sun's glorious mercy! Demons! Demons I Say!! How dare you use basic 4 chord progressions that soundeth similar to those of other muses! Shams! Shams ALL OF YOU!

Love Truly,

Vandal
myspace.com/thephoenixroseband

*I really wrote it, but they'll say they did. They're talented like that!

And a one, and a two and a...

Ohhhh, I'm a Big Dog
Everybody loves me
I'm Big Dog
lift me leg to pee
I jump around on stage
I like to fight and rage
I'm Big Dog
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(spin around and lick guitar)

I'm Big Dog
need 7 bands to fill a show
I'm Big Dog
would play more songs
but Killswitch says write your own
I'm Big Dog
and I am God on Craigslist
we're the band that brings 5 people
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(spin around and lick guitar)

(now wag your tails)

bark
bark
bark
bark

everybody

bark
bark
bark
bark

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(spin around and lick guitar)

I'm Big Dog
but my band is called Phoenix Rose
I'm Big Dog
get it: the Phoenix...Rose
I'm Big Dog
if you want to say the truth about me
Say to my face or I'll say its lies
I'll flag you and deny
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(spin and grab crotch)

(now slow down and talk in demon voice)
ignore the man behind the curtain
i wrote this song my self, i promise
sorry we didn't make any money on the door
after the speed and letting my girlfriends roomate
in for free hoping to get a handjob there was just
nothing left for the 6 other bands to split but here
let me make it up to you and buy you a beer from
the band tab after all you did bring 25 people to the show
oh, you're underaged - just take it around back
btw sorry I had to bump you for Stillborn Skies, they have a
record coming out you know that's just busines kid
but Some day little camper,
(build intensity)
I said, some day
(more intensity)
Some day
oh yes, some bright and glorious day
You'll be a Big Dog too
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(bass player does the splits and give the O face)
but for now I'll just pee on youuuuuuuuuu!

Big Dog
Big Dog
Big Dog
Big Dog

woof!

Thank you Sand Island!

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