I really wrote it, but they'll say they did. They're talented like that!

And a one, and a two and a...

Ohhhh, I'm a Big Dog
Everybody loves me
I'm Big Dog
lift me leg to pee
I jump around on stage
I like to fight and rage
I'm Big Dog
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(spin around and lick guitar)

I'm Big Dog
need 7 bands to fill a show
I'm Big Dog
would play more songs
but Killswitch says write your own
I'm Big Dog
and I am God on Craigslist
we're the band that brings 5 people
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(spin around and lick guitar)

(now wag your tails)

bark
bark
bark
bark

everybody

bark
bark
bark
bark

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(spin around and lick guitar)

I'm Big Dog
but my band is called Phoenix Rose
I'm Big Dog
get it: the Phoenix...Rose
I'm Big Dog
if you want to say the truth about me
Say to my face or I'll say its lies
I'll flag you and deny
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(spin and grab crotch)

(now slow down and talk in demon voice)
ignore the man behind the curtain
i wrote this song my self, i promise
sorry we didn't make any money on the door
after the speed and letting my girlfriends roomate
in for free hoping to get a handjob there was just
nothing left for the 6 other bands to split but here
let me make it up to you and buy you a beer from
the band tab after all you did bring 25 people to the show
oh, you're underaged - just take it around back
btw sorry I had to bump you for Stillborn Skies, they have a
record coming out you know that's just busines kid
but Some day little camper,
(build intensity)
I said, some day
(more intensity)
Some day
oh yes, some bright and glorious day
You'll be a Big Dog too
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
(bass player does the splits and give the O face)
but for now I'll just pee on youuuuuuuuuu!

Big Dog
Big Dog
Big Dog
Big Dog

woof!

Thank you Sand Island!

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