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conservative vs liberal


Date: 2009-11-05, 10:26PM HST
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I don't think I've ever seen the differences explained any better....

If a conservative doesn't like guns, they don't buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat. If a liberal
is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to
defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and
still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life. If a
liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see
themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal
demands that his neighbors pay for his.


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