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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

07 Jan 2014 - Folding, Metal and various other chairs for sale

21 Nov 2013 - Can I get a fucking job already?

04 Jun 2013 - Girl in my apt who saw me fall down my stairwell naked. - m4w

28 Jan 2013 - Highly unique living situation in beautiful apt avail May 1

29 Nov 2012 - Butt-Pumpkin

09 Apr 2012 - Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m

18 Mar 2012 - Moral Turpitude

04 Mar 2010 - Looking for a beard mentor

01 Feb 2010 - Ceramic bald Lionel Richie bust wanted

15 Dec 2009 - A quick note about boobs - m4w

15 Nov 2009 - To my ex-husband...

25 Oct 2009 - A letter to my dead girlfriend - m4w

26 Sep 2009 - Cute but doomed girl who gave me the finger - m4w

21 Sep 2009 - Unfocused guitar player looking for Sherpa/life manager

29 Aug 2009 - Craigslist w4m definitions and meanings

11 Aug 2009 - To my cockroach ex-wife

14 Jul 2009 - Gorgeous Viking looking dude that works at Small Bar and Map Room - w4m

17 Jun 2009 - Why he never called you (a long-winded response) - m4w

30 Apr 2009 - Pet Posting Guidelines

02 Feb 2009 - Dear Best Buy #305

01 Feb 2009 - This is SO wrong but rules are lame. At Northwestern Hospital. - w4m

09 Dec 2008 - Busted peeing in the sink

02 Dec 2008 - Fine, Don't Fucking Hire Me, You Can't Handle My Shit

22 Oct 2008 - To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w

20 Oct 2008 - To My Missed Missed Connection - m4w

09 Oct 2008 - To the two annoying chicks on the Red Line tonight - m4w

17 Sep 2008 - Baby Bird - w4m

11 Sep 2008 - Missed Connections Support Group -- forming NOW!

26 Aug 2008 - Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party

09 Jul 2008 - Autographed Copy of Plato's Republic

27 Jun 2008 - Gynecological table ISO a good home

01 Jun 2008 - Cop who gave me a ticket for drinkng in public - m4w

22 Apr 2008 - Rant: Person with a wooden leg that lives above me.

29 Mar 2008 - Breakup Lesson # 1 - Don't fuck with someone who has naked pics of you

04 Mar 2008 - Reactions to small dick!

21 Dec 2007 - RANT: Guys that can't keep a fucking secret!!!

12 Dec 2007 - Things I've learned

29 Nov 2007 - To All Of The Cute Girls Who End Up Fucking My Roommates - m4w

16 Nov 2007 - A Letter of Thanksgiving to Craigslist

27 Oct 2007 - RANT: Why I Hate Port a Potties

14 Aug 2007 - A special invitation to Angie Jolie

30 Jul 2007 - To All the People Looking for Writers

05 Jul 2007 - To the dude who answers the phone at Big Cheese Pizza

29 Jun 2007 - If you're a Trixie, or ever been called one, your Bad Boy is Waiting

09 Mar 2007 - Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort

14 Feb 2007 - RANT: Middle-Aged Women complaining about sex!

01 Feb 2007 - Et tu Toilet?

20 Dec 2006 - Please, Craig, For the Love of God!!

18 Dec 2006 - To all the people in my apartment complex

17 Oct 2006 - Reasons I Do Not Have a Girlfriend

26 Sep 2006 - Some friendly w4m advice

14 Sep 2006 - Are you an actuary?

19 Aug 2006 - An Open Letter to My Bedbugs

04 Aug 2006 - Dear Mr. FUV driver

27 Jul 2006 - Anyone ever been caught...

21 Jul 2006 - The kind of landlord I am

05 Jul 2006 - A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Craigslist Forum - m4w

22 May 2006 - Re: Single Moms / Why some husbands leave their wives

17 Apr 2006 - Dear E-Mailers,

08 Mar 2006 - my pee pee loves you

14 Feb 2006 - Who's on Craigslist?

07 Feb 2006 - to the woman who passed out before we had time to do it - m4w

24 Jan 2006 - RANT: The Dining Public. Rules of the Road.

10 Jan 2006 - MC with properly written MC's

14 Dec 2005 - Your ass crack put me over the edge today - w4m

11 Nov 2005 - RAVE: I give head like a pornstar

09 Nov 2005 - Muahmmad Ali - How to be a Man 101

31 Oct 2005 - The W4M Code

30 Oct 2005 - 200 partners, same old song and dance

14 Oct 2005 - Thank you to the women who select themselves out

11 Oct 2005 - Dear Lady in the Bathroom

03 Oct 2005 - From a black man who thinks

29 Sep 2005 - computers or robot for sale, which do you see?

25 Sep 2005 - juror at your trial - m4w

23 Sep 2005 - A PMS Rant by a Sometimes Hot, Sometimes Not (Today Not) Chicago Chick

17 Sep 2005 - The Fullerton Bus, and while I'm at it, My Whole Entire Block

07 Sep 2005 - To Hot Guy at Jewel and that whole cucumber situation

30 Aug 2005 - "I Like Your Belt" Guy, You Rock.

24 Aug 2005 - Dear Coworkers: please don't talk to me in the john

18 Aug 2005 - The Care and Feeding of Your Barista

17 Aug 2005 - STOP IT with the "college girl" posts!!! ETC ETC ETC - w4m

16 Aug 2005 - Sex with The Voice On The Train

15 Aug 2005 - Let's Fuck - The Follow-Up

15 Aug 2005 - ** Dear Piece Of Shit,**

10 Aug 2005 - Sex: We Should All Be Getting More

10 Aug 2005 - Straight up, the best fucking dollar I will EVER spend!

01 Aug 2005 - How to Sell Your Furniture - A Primer for the Confused

28 Jul 2005 - You lost your stomach, I lost my mind

25 Jul 2005 - Chicago-Centric Ways I'd Like to Kill Myself -- Part I

12 Jul 2005 - Clark bus, this is all your fault.

11 Jul 2005 - The greatest patio sale since mankind first crawled out of the muck

29 Jun 2005 - Apple Store guy... IT ALL WORKED OUT! - m4m

28 Jun 2005 - The Most Annoying People on R&R

08 Jun 2005 - You...being shoved in the back of a squad car... - m4w

03 Jun 2005 - Trying to have a missed connection - m4w

02 Jun 2005 - Our first and last date......

27 May 2005 - Office Nightmare - The Nerve Of That Man

13 May 2005 - I'm like the entire A-Team rolled into one guy

03 May 2005 - The ban list

02 May 2005 - Dear Lisping Queen with whom I work:

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